I'd Like To Complain

I'd like to complain about all the people complaining about Ross & Brand.....is all that complaining really necessary? I like a moan but complaining too much just takes the shine of any future legitmate complaints...effectively you are spoiling it for the rest of us. That is all.

You Picked A Fine Time To Leave Me Lucille

With four hungry children and the crops in the field.

I was whooshed back in time when an advert for Daniel O' Donnell's 'new' album of classic country hits appeared on telly. I was totally in my Mum and Dad's 'middle room' with the big table waiting for Sunday lunch to be served while they messed about in the kitchen singing songs and stirring a huge baking tin of gravy on the gas ring. mmMMMMMmm yorkshire puddings.

Good news bad news

The good news is that the street light the council fixed has blown so we are plunged into beautiful darkness again, the bad news is that some fucker took my £5000000000000000000000000000000000000000 to fix the banks.

I Went To Chatsworth And I saw

A pig and a giant baby.

Oh yes I forgot to say

The fucking council fixed the street lights, poo and wee I say, it's like living in the middle of Blackpool or something again. The stars are decidedly dimmer and the shuffing of small nocturnal animals around the lawn has ceased. I am not a happy bunny and after such a great weekend too, I may have to have a slice or three of carrot cake.

Saturday Review

Wow what a great Saturday, started off brilliantly with kids not arguing about getting their homework out of the way, result!
Did a ton of very exciting gardening which involved using power tools and large loppers. Made a right mess, had a thoroughly good time.
Had a shower after doing the strenuous MAN gardening, put on flowery dress and did dainty wooden trug dead head gardening.
Had sausages.
Watched as kids played old fashioned street games and remembered how fucking ace is was being 7.
Had tasty chocolate snack of new cranberry and granola flavoured Dairy Milk, nice.
Did two custom orders for jewellery , listed them on Etsy, sold them both within a hour or so, KERCHING.
Had a snog, we are marrried so it is ok.
Watched cheeky Saturday night telly with the whole family lying on the big sofas, I relish these times as I know the boys will grow up and want to hang around the shops drinking Strongbow before they are very much older.
Had a good sleep even though I am very snotty from man flu.

All in all 9 out of 10 for Saturday, I know it doesn't seem like the most exciting way to spend your life but the whole day made me grin like a window licker.

Oh and I discovered the Genius thingy on iTunes, how cool is that!

Post about posts.

I have some ace posts to post, all sorts of good stuff that I haven't had time to blog about. Will get my knickers in gear and lavish some hot bloggy action on you all tomorrow, or later , or whenever, you know just stop hassling me ok!