Tuesday 22 July 2008
Lobster Woman
I thought I was being all clever taking a smart pagoda type parasol to the kids' sports day. Nice and sunny, breezy, me with my floral dress and new bobbed hair. I didn't think I needed sun cream. Now I have farmer's tan arms a nose that would put even the most hardened drinker to shame and bright red cleavage. Classy.
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Try living up here. You get sunburn, windburn, rainscald and yet my legs remain a definitely Scottish shade of white.
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