Monday, 15 February 2010

Nightmare......quite literally.

SoOOooo tired this morning, had an epic dream that turned nasty and kept me awake for an hour or so. Very menacing moody look about it like a Guillermo Del Toro movie.... all the stuff I own, mostly shoes, were moving towards me very slowly like they had some magnetic attraction thing going on or WERE UNDER A SPELL, cast by SOME EVIL UNSEEN THING. *shiver* Totally shit myself up.

Sunday, 7 February 2010

Too Tight

Dear Lady GaGa,
Unless you have shares in Bob's Brazilian Wax Palace please release your hoohaa from it's sequinned prison. This costume is making my eyes water. Thanks!