I'd Like To Complain

I'd like to complain about all the people complaining about Ross & Brand.....is all that complaining really necessary? I like a moan but complaining too much just takes the shine of any future legitmate complaints...effectively you are spoiling it for the rest of us. That is all.

You Picked A Fine Time To Leave Me Lucille

With four hungry children and the crops in the field.

I was whooshed back in time when an advert for Daniel O' Donnell's 'new' album of classic country hits appeared on telly. I was totally in my Mum and Dad's 'middle room' with the big table waiting for Sunday lunch to be served while they messed about in the kitchen singing songs and stirring a huge baking tin of gravy on the gas ring. mmMMMMMmm yorkshire puddings.

Good news bad news

The good news is that the street light the council fixed has blown so we are plunged into beautiful darkness again, the bad news is that some fucker took my £5000000000000000000000000000000000000000 to fix the banks.

I Went To Chatsworth And I saw

A pig and a giant baby.