Wednesday 7 January 2009

Halifucks

I went to the Halifax today to put a cheque in, there were two windows free, no queue. Yay I thought. Went to the window, when the girl had put her biscuit down (I know!) and stopped talking she informed me that they don't let you deposit cheques at the desks now you had to deposit them in the cheque deposit machine.
''Oh that machine over there'' I said, ''The one with the four deep queue?''
''Yeah'', she said and picked up her biscuit again.
Fucking speechless.

4 comments:

Confused said...

what a fuckwit

The Birdwatcher said...

Don't talk to me about the Halifucks. We manged to overdraw by £25 over the Christmas period and so far it has cost us £175 in overdraft fees. We are a little bit upset about it.

Malcolm Cinnamond said...

Hang on, don't I own the Halifax these days? (I think that was what Rovert Peston said on TV). I'll sort it out for you in the morning.

Word ver: recepi

Malcolm Cinnamond said...

Robert - of course.